We've got the breast gifts around.
Plush, funny, occasionally unhinged gifts for bachelorette parties, best friends, breast surgery recovery, and everyone who could use a laugh.
Boob Slippers
The gift that gets photographed, texted to the group chat, and requested again next year. Impossibly soft, unapologetically shaped like exactly what you think.
- Plush faux-fur exterior, memory-foam sole
- One size fits most, machine washable
- Sells out every restock
Boob Pillow
Squishy, huggable, and somehow the most requested item at every white elephant party this year.
- Ultra-plush, hypoallergenic filling
- Sturdy stitching, holds shape after hugs
- Bundle with the slippers to save
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400+ five-star reviews and counting
Bought the slippers as a joke for my sister's birthday and now I want a pair for myself. They're actually so comfortable.
The pillow was a gag gift for my roommate and it has not left our couch since.
Ordered both for a bachelorette weekend. Shipping was fast and packaging was completely discreet.